Boys!

Gavin went to scout camp with some 12 & 13 year old boys last Friday. 

Gavin:  I am so tired.  I didn't dare fall asleep because I was afraid they would pull a prank on me.

Brett:  What kind of prank?

Gavin:  If I fell asleep, I would be screwed.

Brett:  Quit using bad words and tell us what pranks they were pulling.

Gavin:  That is the prank.  If you fell asleep they would put a screw up your nose!

Oh twelve year old boys, you make me smile.